Fall Felonies

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Three fall scents. One very questionable decision.                         

Fall Felonies includes all three full-size 15 mL seasonal Cuticle Balm Pumps, bringing together the scents you'll only find for a limited time each fall. Whether your fall personality is pumpkin, coffee, or apple cider, this trio has you covered. 

Includes all three seasonal scents:

☕ Jack Mormon Java – A cozy vanilla hazelnut latte that's one cappuccino closer to outer darkness.

🎃 Seasonal Depresh – Smells like a warm, spicy jack-o'-lantern fresh from the porch. Fall comfort with just the right amount of existential dread.

🍎 Haunted by My Choices – Crisp apples, cinnamon, clove, maple, and cozy autumn spice. Like wandering through an orchard... while questioning every life decision.

Includes:

• 🍂 3 full-size (15 mL) Cuticle Balm Pumps
• 🎃 Every limited-edition fall scent
• 💛 A full season of ridiculously soft cuticles

⚠️ Currently ships in our legacy packaging while supplies last. Same formula, same product—just wearing its previous outfit.